My son just looked at a ten-year-ago photo of the family, turned to me, and said, "Wow, you looked like a circus ringmaster." Then he walked off.
That's my morning, how is yours?
@katre I'm surprised a kid today knows what a circus ringmaster is. Look at the bright side, you have a smart son!
The willpower not to point out that such a claim would make him a clown, or l'il monkey... amazing restraint.