Trying to imagine a world where actual babies are more like sourdough starters.
"Oh, this baby is great!"
"If you want, I'll feed it extra this week and give you a clone."
"I don't know, aren't they hard to take care of?"
"Nah, feed 'em once a week and make sure to pour off the mysterious liquids that ooze out."
@firstname.lastname@example.org I made bread with sourdough starter for the first time today! Well, tomorrow. It's rising overnight.
@wsteria Excellent! I am trying to decide what tomorrow's baking is. It'll either be a loaf of bread of cinnamon rolls.