@wandrew Don't be silly, they never allow themselves to realize that.
who the heck is M of Ragged Feathers?
) A hoopy frood, seems to know where their towel is.
[redraft] I am doing a survey for a class on the affects of content warning prevalence on Mastodon. The survey takes a few minutes and should no longer require you to log in. If you could complete and retoot, that would be fantastic! The more responses the better.
@natecull Given that the logic apparently was "Noted warmonger Bolton wasn't aggressive enough" I think we can safely say that no, no one is making good decisions yet.
@aparrish My going-to-Manhattan-to-work-everyday self is very very jealous of you.
"You wouldn't happen to be the famous android bounty hunter, Arrivederci Jackknife, would you?" The cyborg's sizzling red eye glared at the mysterious stranger across the vantablackjack table, who pounded back another shot of synthwhiskey in reply.
"Maybe I am," he growled. "Depends on if you want to stay quiet and walk out of here alive, or if you want to get perforated with 837 rounds of EMP-tipped nano-lead."
Outside the rain fell like contraband diamonds from God's 3D printer in the sky.
If any of my toot friends are also celebrating, #EidMubarak!
@Wsteria I am now so jealous.
@joshg That's amazing. I am lowkey jealous.
@aparrish Very cool, congrats!
complaining about the office
I get that you love your dog and want to bring it to the office everyday, but:
a) I don't like dogs and it freaks me out
and b) it spends half the morning tied to your desk and whining while you are away in meetings. We're 20 feet apart and I still have to listen!
@codesections I love my Carbon X1. Pricy, but the hardware is great, and it's so light it's never a question of "Do I carry this with me?"
@joshg The correct option was "Looks grouchy, but it works". For some reason you left that one off.
I, of course, have no room to talk, since I am not actually a fur-hatted giant-bearded Russian.